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There's No Such Thing as Artificial Intelligence 1w283a

The phrase 'artificial intelligence' alone may be one of the most successful marketing of all time. 3c4k43

There's No Such Thing as Artificial Intelligence

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Last week OpenAI announced GPT-4

Highlights
  • Neural networks arenтАЩt copies of the human brain
  • We need a different lexicon that doesnтАЩt propagate magical thinking
  • The most hopeless but accurate semantic alternative is тАШsoftwareтАЩ
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No one sells the future more masterfully than the tech industry. According to its proponents, we will all live in the тАЬmetaverse,тАЭ build our financial infrastructure on тАЬweb3тАЭ and power our lives with тАЬartificial intelligence.тАЭ All three of these are mirages that have raked in billions of dollars, despite bite back by reality. Artificial intelligence in particular conjures the notion of thinking machines. But no machine can think, and no software is truly intelligent. The phrase alone may be one of the most successful marketing of all time.

Last week ChatGPT. The system sounds even more humanlike than its predecessor, naturally reinforcing notions of its intelligence. But GPT-4 and other large language models like it are simply mirroring databases of text тАФ close to a trillion words for the previous model тАФ whose scale is difficult to contemplate. Helped along by an army of humans reprograming it with corrections, the models glom words together based on probability. That is not intelligence.

These systems are trained to generate text that sounds plausible, yet they are marketed as new oracles of knowledge that can be plugged into search engines. That is foolhardy when GPT-4 continues to make errors, and it was only a few weeks ago that Google both suffered embarrassing demos in which their new search engines glitched on facts.

Not helping matters: like тАЬneural networksтАЭ and тАЬdeep learningтАЭ only bolster the idea that these programs are humanlike. Neural networks aren't copies of the human brain in any way; they are only loosely inspired by its workings. Long-running efforts to try and replicate the human brain with its roughly 85 billion neurons have all failed. The closest scientists have come is to emulating the brain of a worm, with 302 neurons.

We need a different lexicon that doesn't propagate magical thinking about computer systems, and doesn't absolve the people deg those systems from their responsibilities. What is a better alternative? Reasonable technologists have tried for years to replace тАЬAIтАЭ with тАЬmachine learning systems,тАЭ but that doesn't trip off the tongue in quite the same way.

Stefano Quintarelli, a former Italian politician and technologist came up with another alternative, тАЬSystemic Approaches to Learning Algorithms and Machine InferencesтАЭ or SALAMI, to underscore the ridiculousness of the questions people have been posing about AI: Is SALAMI sentient? Will SALAMI ever have supremacy over humans?

The most hopeless attempt at a semantic alternative is probably the most accurate: тАЬsoftware.тАЭ

тАЬBut,тАЭ I hear you ask, тАЬWhat is wrong with using a little metaphorical shorthand to describe technology that seems so magical?тАЭ

The answer is that ascribing intelligence to machines gives them undeserved independence from humans, and it abdicates their creators of responsibility for their impact. If we see ChatGPT as тАЬintelligent,тАЭ then we are less inclined to try and hold San Francisco startup OpenAI, its creator, to for its inaccuracies and biases. It also creates a fatalistic compliance among humans who suffer technology's damaging effects; though тАЬAIтАЭ will not take your job or plagiarize your artistic creations тАФ other humans will.

The issue is ever more pressing now that companies from Snap┬аto Morgan Stanley are rushing to plug chatbots and text and image generators into their systems. Spurred by its new arms race with Google, Microsoft is putting OpenAI's language model technology, still largely untested, into its most popular business apps, including Word, Outlook and Excel. тАЬCopilot will fundamentally change how people work with AI and how AI works with people,тАЭ Microsoft said of its new feature.

But for customers, the promise of working with intelligent machines is almost misleading. тАЬ[AI is] one of those labels that expresses a kind of utopian hope rather than present reality, somewhat as the rise of the phrase тАШsmart weapons' during the first Gulf War implied a bloodless vision of totally precise targeting that still isn't possible,тАЭ says Steven Poole, author of the book Unspeak, about the dangerous power of words and labels.

Margaret Mitchell, a computer scientist who was fired by Google after publishing a paper that criticized the biases in large language models, has reluctantly described her work as being based in тАЬAIтАЭ over recent years. тАЬBeforeтАж people like me said we worked on тАШmachine learning.' That's a great way to get people's eyes to glaze over,тАЭ she itted to a conference on Friday.

Her former Google colleague and founder of the Distributed Artificial Intelligence Research Institute, Timnit Gebru, said she also only started saying тАЬAIтАЭ around 2013: тАЬIt became the thing to say.тАЭ

тАЬIt's terrible but I'm doing this too,тАЭ Mitchell added. тАЬI'm calling everything that I touch тАШAI' because then people will listen to what I'm saying.тАЭ

Unfortunately, тАЬAIтАЭ is so embedded in our vocabulary that it will be almost impossible to shake, the obligatory air quotes difficult to . At the very least, we should remind ourselves of how reliant such systems are on human managers who should be held able for their side effects.

Author Poole says he prefers to call chatbots like ChatGPT and image generators like Midjourney тАЬgiant plagiarism machinesтАЭ since they mainly recombine prose and pictures that were originally created by humans. тАЬI'm not confident it will catch on,тАЭ he says.

In more ways than one, we really are stuck with тАЬAI.тАЭ

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